She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
