we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
50% drunk capacity currently
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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