You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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