Your tits are I can't wait for
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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