Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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