Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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