Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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