i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
