Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
