you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
