doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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