i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
organizing the empties. That sober.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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