PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
