She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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