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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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