have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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