Me. At least after what I've been through.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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