i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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