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areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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