im about as happy as oj after his trial
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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