saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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