he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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