You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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