I look better un-naked...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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