do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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