A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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