Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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