I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
