Don't you send me to vm
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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