She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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