So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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