i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize