lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
