what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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