with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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