he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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