when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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