Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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