Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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