.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
