just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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