Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
we should paint friendship bongs
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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