My sheets look like a crime scene.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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