yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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