i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Watching her eat just hurts me
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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