Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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