I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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