i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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