THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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