Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
