Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Boobs are out for the taking
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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