if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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